August 2012
July 2012
person: *breathes*
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
“I just can’t imagine my life here without you. But obviously you can imagine...”
– (via degrassi)
“And kid, high school sucks. Spend time here with people who don’t.”
– (via degrassi)
Watchdontfuckwithmermaids:
Aw, the poor black ones. :(
Austin Carlile: They took my heart like.. out of my chest and put it on ice and then they put it BACK in my chest and like then they connected it then they went "PKCHOW" and like shocked me back to life. It was SICK. And I woke up. And I lived.
Me while driving
me: THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL
me: oh shit cop
me: OR pull out in front of me ok
me: Get off my ass
me: ohh bb u cute
me: no bb why are you turning come back
me: BITCH I AM SERIOUS GET OFF MY ASS
me: who wants to not be a cunt and let me through
me: LALALALALAA EVERYBODYS SINGING LALALALA
me: no fuck you
me: oh yeah rev that engine MAKE UP FOR THAT SMALL PENIS
me: stupid cunts
me: ok im here
THIS IS ME.
Watch
me: knock knock
person: who's there
me: I should date
person: I should date who?
me: me
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
